Holy Sheet: Sex Tips

1/31/08

By Jordan Royer
Sex Columnist

Sick of the same old boring bump and grind. Tried all the crazy positions I have mentioned in previous articles but just can’t keep the sparks flying? Well, maybe I have some answers to spice things up a little.

This week is stilted a little towards what women can do to get their man to make it worth their while. Having sex in the morning or at night, or maybe both? Try a little daytime dirty and that just may give you the change you are looking for. Call your partner up and tell them what they’re missing since they’re not at home. Boyfriend at class for the day or they’re sitting around campus wasting time? Give him a call and tell him you’re waiting for him for a little noontime nooky, or that you are wearing something sexy and you wish he was there. Get his taste buds tingling and when he shows up he might just rock your world.

So you are in the same sexual routine and you really want to switch it up. Why not try a little role reversal or role playing. If you are in a relationship where your partner always takes charge when it comes to sexual relations, switch it up, and even better, don’t tell them. Next time you are in the mood, don’t wait around for them to also get in the mood, take control. For the ladies, just grab your man and pin him down or get stern when you tell him what is about to happen. If he is use to being the boss it will catch him off guard and just may arouse a different part of him. As far as role play is concerned, just explore. Be someone you have always wanted to be, whether it’s the nice little teacher or the sexy stripper. Don’t know how to bring it up or introduce it to your partner? Try dropping hints. Leave certain clothes out that make him wonder/question why it is there or say things that get the wheels turning in their head.

Probably my favorite way to feel naughty and get turned on is some dirty talk in public. I don’t mean be blatant with your talk, but tell your partner just what is going through that horny little head of yours. Sorry, a little pun intended. Whisper what you want to do to them while you touch their thighs or rub their shoulders. Tell them what you have planned for when you get home. Best part about this is where you do it. Don’t tease someone where it is easy to escape, do it when they least expect it. Make them wait until class is done or until your parents leave from an unexpected visit. Be sneaky and sensual and drag it out as much as you can. By the time it happens they will most likely be so built up inside you will have to hang on tight.

It is easier said than done, switching up your sex style that is, but why not give it a try. I will leave you with this fun little bit- Sex is like math, you add the place, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply. Oh yeah, one more thing, be safe!

Position of the Week- Downward Driver